OMG!😭Can't believe Coinbase listed ! Thank you Useless team ! ❤️ keep doing the great work. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🚀🚀🚀

Can't wait to see some braindead thread by some third worlder about what it means when Cobie changes his pfp

spoke to sol port tom he said he wanted to onboard me to his business finally, the hottest free agent on the market has a launchpad to hard shill everyday they fly me out to LA send me an address, wow, can’t wait to see the legendary bonk HQ in person i arrive weird factory with just a single couch in walks sol port tom with a camera and two big booty latinas he says “alright, you ready to work?” bonked

counterintuitively I am relearning to play with small size now because I made it in much worse conditions with much smaller size and I do not intend to give any of that back

Onboarding all my friends and family into crypto today this place is amazing

All in

The best way to call a top is to pick an arbitrary date in the not too distant future Don't worry about anything that might happen between then and now, just say "this can't possibly continue for X months so it must top on y day"

No Mr president stop please stop I'm tired of winning

Ppl are making millions on btc..millions on eth...where do you think they will go once they are bored with that? That's right. My bags. All of that money will flow directly into my bags.