Things you’ll never do again if you buy a Tesla: -Start the car -Turn the car off -Unlock the car -Lock the car -Turn on the headlights -Turn off the headlights -Carry a car key -Put the car in drive or reverse -Put the car in park -Get an oil change -Interface with a gas pump or credit card machine when fueling car. -Enter a hot or cold car -Be slower than other cars on the road -Use two pedals to drive the car Things you don’t have to do if you don’t want to if you buy a Tesla: -Park the car -Drive on a road trip when you’re tired -Drive when you’re anxious or having a panic attack -Drive when your mind is distracted -Drive ever at all